Found this article about our beloved Sarah when she was in middle school. Thought I'd share...
"Middle School Performs Another Garbage Musical"
Some in the community are demanding accountability
"Look, I'm not trying to say that middle schoolers suck at acting," said Mark Spiegel, local townsperson and parent to one of said middle schoolers, as he waited outside the theater on a smoke break, "I'm just saying that if I'm gonna leave the office early on a Thursday, I expect a certain level of craftsmanship. Some artistic risk-taking"...
..."Cats? Fuuuuuuck," said another parent, who was the only person smart enough to demand anonymity for this article, "shoot me in the face if I gotta watch that piece of shit twice a week for the next three weeks."...
...yet despite blaming the majority of the musical's negative reception on "those bitch-ass kids," who "suck some serious dick at acting," theater teacher and new school counselor Mrs. Andreson stopped short of panning her entire cast. "Sarah Kovacs?" she replied when asked about her star pupil and the musical's lead, "yeah, she at least doesn't look like a total dumbass out there."
So proud of our Sarah. Even in her youth, she was a star <3 <3
I hope you're wearing cat leotards and not really telling a cohesive narrative in heaven, my dear