SARAH LIVES ON!
(in our memories cause she's definitely dead IRL)

TOP 5 THINGS SARAH LIKED
At least in high school cause that was the last time I saw her

Sarah wasn't just a person. She was a daughter and a friend and an average JV tennis player. So let's remember her not only for her gruesome and fascinating death at the hands of the mysterious killer who we all can't wait to find, but for the things she loved most:
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  1. Wrist Bracelets: I know everyone liked them, but did you ever wonder who started that trend? My guess is that it was Sarah. Cause she always said it was. And that she created the internet.
  2. Being Really Good Looking: This may seem shallow or superficial, but if you think that then you never really knew Sarah. But it wasn't just about being really good looking. It was about being BETTER looking than pretty much everyone at the school (except maybe Denise Bethel, who has great cheekbones but is now kinda fat).
  3. Material Goods: They say money can't buy happiness. Well, duh. It's the things that you buy with money that buy happiness. And Sarah knew that long before the rest of us. 
  4. Bullying Others: It's easy to look back at the past and judge people based on the standards of the present. But let's not forget, while bullying is decidedly not cool now, it was SUPER COOL back then. And Sarah was always the coolest.
  5. Iggy Azalea: Sarah, we know you always were, and always will be "the realest." Keep looking "so fancy" in your angel jumpsuit as you look down on us from heaven #blessedup
 She gave me such a bad titty-twister that I had to go the emergency room, and when I got back, everyone called me Hershey Kiss Nips for years... and I was her biology teacher.

A haiku for Sarah

Depth of her spirit,
Angel wings like bird person,
Hair always looked good.
Sarah wore sundresses. A lot.
Sarah was nice

And she had pretty eyes

Really wish she wasn't dead

And that we knew who killed her
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Heaven's best-dressed angel