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NEW Cracker Barrel on 5th Street (REVIEW)

10/9/2019

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Lack of ideal foot traffic may hurt otherwise exceptional institution

People always say, the only things in life that are certain are death, taxes, and Hoosiers basketball. Well they should add another thing to that list. And that's Cracker Barrel. Oh boy, what an establishment...
You don't need me to tell you that Cracker Barrel is a great American institution. But I'm going to anyways. Cracker Barrel is a great American institution. And this latest chain is no different from the others. In that it is great. And also an institution. I mean, when I get a hold of their biscuits and gravy, I feel like I'm spreading my own gravy all over Rita Hayworth's biscuits. If you know what I mean* 

Now the location isn't ideal. It's a solid three blocks from the nearest Kroger and FIVE from the post office. But with this new Cracker Barrel bringing our town's restaurant total to four, it's a good day to be a New Chesterton.

If only Sarah was alive to see this :(

*sexual intercourse
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Gus
11/21/2019 01:53:06 pm

This is really not the time or the place for this article. I think it's important that we shift the focus of this online community back to the death of Sarah and finding her killer

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NotFrank
11/21/2019 01:54:35 pm

And also finding Gus' mom.
Oh wait, I found her.
She was in my bed.
Cause I was bummin her out last night

*never stop counting it*

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